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Im the blackmail man
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Every one of you, im the blackmail man
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Blackmail man
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Every one of you, blackmail man
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Im the blackmail man
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Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince
Hamptons dont leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man |