i spend my days
watching TV wa beer (ooh-waaaa your fat)
this seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-waaaa your fat)
then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep wa whale)
she said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail)
so i went and i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo)
and i dreamed of being big and manly (dreaming is the best you can do)
i thought to myself |