Jump out of bed and I head for the grapenuts Eat em quick or they soggy and that sucks Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt Still sporting the same drawers even though they hurt In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it tastes ill Cuz it's flatter then a bitch on a big wheel I got a few money-backs and a little change So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings