Ian Dury And The Blockheads Lyrics of the Plaistow Patricia track

arseholes, bastards fucking cunts and pricks



aerosole, the bricks

a lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh

a little bit of this and a little bit of that oh, oh

dirty tricks



from the Mile End Road to the Matchstick Beacontree

pulling strokes and taking liberties

she liked it best when she went up west oh, oh

you can go to hell with your 'well, well, well' oh, oh



well who said good things always come in threes?

reds and yellows, purples, blues and greens

she turned the corner before she turned fifteen

she got into a mess on the NHS oh, oh

it runs down your arms and settles in your palms oh, oh



keep your eyeballs white and keep your needles clean



chorus

plaistow patrica (x5)



well her tits had dropped, her arse was getting spread

she lost some teeth, she nearly lost the thread

'till she did some smack with a Chineese chap oh, oh

and affair began with Charley Chan oh, oh



well that was jsut before she really lost her head

now she owns a showroom down at the Mile End Road

and her outer garments are the latest mode

there's a siemese cat in a council flat oh, oh

the finest grains for my lady's veins oh, oh



and when it gets out of order, she goes away for a bit



repeat chorus



G'WAN GIRL!!

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