Ian Dury And The Blockheads Lyrics of the Spasticus (Autisticus) track

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus





I wibble when I piddle


Cos my middle is a riddle





I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus





I dribble when I nibble


And I quibble when I scribble





Hello to you out there in Normal Land


You may not comprehend my tale or understand


As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks


You can be my body but you'll never read my books





I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus





I'm knobbled on the cobbles


Cos I hobble when I wobble


Swim!





So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin


And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in


So long have I been languished on the shelf


I must give all proceedings to myself





I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus


I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus


I'm spasticus autisticus





54 appliances in leather and elastic


100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics





Spasticus, spasticus


Spasticus autisticus


Spasticus, spasticus


Spasticus autisticus


Spasticus, spasticus


Spasticus autisticus





Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling,


fiddling, diddling, widd