Today is the day
There is no other day
Except for today
Old Man Death took his last breath
Goin' down to the Heckhole
Jumped right in, shed his own skin
And came back out a knothole
Automatic Slim was shootin' it again
Got the whole town to jumpin'
When Eris leaped in, put him in a spin
Now the whole town is fuckin'
Old Maid Sally was waitin' in the Valley
For a knight of shining armor
Packed it all in for a big boy's spin
She don't have to wait no longer
I got the dogs outta my head
I got the snakes were crawlin' under my bed
I got the eyes turnin' to desire
Got 19 heads and a soul full o' fire
Cowboy Bill took a great spill
When he fell off his horsie
Brion smoked in, took away his sin
Now Bill commands the forces
I got the walls outta my head
I got the screechin' outta my bed
I got the tongues in liquid fire
Got 23 ways that will inspire
Cat on a hot tin is cavin' my roof in
I was born in the heat of a deep recline
Couldn't get in from out the inside
Old Man Death took his last breath
Goin' down to the Heckhole
Jumped right in, shed his own skin
And came back out a knothole (and you can too) |