Here's some news, Barney's dead A big T-Rex chewed off his head His nasty purple guts spilled on the ground Everything's quiet in Barney Town Baby Bop, she's dead too Sank into some tar-pit goo As the tar-oil stole her breath Brought new meaning to black death Here's the bestest news of all Those Stepford children big and small Their painful death's not far away They're all smoking a pack a day