Cledus T. Judd Lyrics of the Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Su track
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.



Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind:

He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime.

He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal.

A two carat solitaire but neither one's real.

Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear.

Calls his chick, collect and says: